The Unifying Theory of Schwarzenegger
Countless movies have been made since the invention of motion picture film, and there is but one aspect, one theory that binds them all...
The Unifying Theory of Schwarzenegger.
This theory simply states that any film, no matter how bad, would be better with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yes, Schwarzenegger has made some bad films.... but just imagine how bad they would be without him.
Imagine "Batman & Robin" without Schwarzenegger.
Even "The Rundown" was made slightly better by Schwarzenegger's cameo.
Still don't believe me? Take any film you don't like and replace one of the characters, any one of the characters, with Schwarzenegger.
Presto. Better movie.
The Unifying Theory of Schwarzenegger.
This theory simply states that any film, no matter how bad, would be better with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yes, Schwarzenegger has made some bad films.... but just imagine how bad they would be without him.
Imagine "Batman & Robin" without Schwarzenegger.
Even "The Rundown" was made slightly better by Schwarzenegger's cameo.
Still don't believe me? Take any film you don't like and replace one of the characters, any one of the characters, with Schwarzenegger.
Presto. Better movie.
posted by Cocles at 1:05 AM
3 Comments:
If memory serves Patrick Stewart (aka Captain Picard) was on the short list of actors to play Mr. Freeze. Now I think we can all agree he's a better actor than the terminator, but I don't think he's anywhere near as good at being campy. So Batman and Robin would have been a different movie with him in it, we'll never know if it would have been better or not. Ok secretly I wanted to see Picard be the heavy. Yeah I know he was the bad guy in that Mel Gibson movie about conspiracy theories, but he wasn't a deliciously wicked character, as say Hannibal Lechter or maybe Jack as the original Joker.
Well, I don't buy it, let say we get Moulin Rouge, and everybody knows my opinion about such movie (sic).
If you replace Ewan McGregor by Arnold Schwarzenegger, definitely it could be way worse than actually is. Can you imagine a singing duo Nicole Kidman - Arnold Schwarzenegger?. Only thinking about that makes me think of the end of the World or worse things.
dude, are you kidding? A duet between Arnie and Nicole would be beautiful! I would go see a movie just knowing it had that in it.
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